Almost Thirty

You know how people are always like…”wa wa and then I turned thirty and my tits dropped to my knees!”

I always thought they were silly bitches. But…I think there might be something to this.

I have 2 months to go…and I thought my chub would help keep everything in place. 

But now when I take my bra off, it looks like everything is straining to touch my toes.

Do not want.